Paris Hilton
There never was such a thing as a kangaroo, they were a scheme to make things down under seem more interesting. But, If I was a kangaroo, and had a pouch, I'd probably carry Paris Hilton around in it. Yeah, and I'd make sure shedidn't dance around too much while she's in there, and whenever she's good I'll feed her xtc and lines of cocaine. Except the cocaine will be the color of rainbows, and when you do lines, it feels like your floating in the clouds all sped out...and you see colorful butterflies in everyone's hair. Paris and I will love those butterflies so much that we'll go out in search of rapunzel, because she's certainly the one with the most hair, and her butterflies will be plentiful.
Posted by Lovely Miss Mandy at 7:14 AM
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